| Thingie | Description |
| Ärhus | Something MrWeb said once, hell if we know... |
| * | TIBBLER! |
| ... | What we say when there's really nothing else to say. |
| ======__,==^== | Trans-Warp's Enterprise. |
| Alfonse | A nickname for SGC-Alf. |
| Alphonse | A nickname for ]Alpha[. |
| Asshat | ?????????????????????? |
| Aurum | The way we call Gold24, so we won't trigger his nick alert. |
| Awya | An 'away' typo. |
| Bathtub | Most people use it to take a shower, we use it for time travel. |
| Battlefield Earth | A movie hated by the folks because of a tilted camera and indestructable Harriers. On the bright side, a planet explodes. |
| Bettah | 'Better'... with accent. |
| Big Floppy Dysfunctional Penis | What Alf suffers from. |
| Blerg | Related to bowel movement... don't ask. |
| Bork | Bork! Bork! Bork! |
| Botcity | What we sometimes call Tastyllama. |
| Canadia | A country north to the US. (Yup, it's another typo-made-word) |
| Cat | 1) What Trans-Warp regularly runs down with a car. 2) What gets eaten when someone spoils a movie or an episode. |
| Combustion | What Minimonkey undergoes when RabidGreenMonkey is pissed. |
| CPSGame | A game developed by Myko to test your typing skills. |
| CSS | Cascading Style Sheets, Something Alf says a lot since the website went online. |
| Death | What Melchior undergoes when SGC-Alf is pissed. |
| Decapitation | What most people undergo when Trans-Warp is pissed. |
| Decompilation | What [A]bot undergoes when ]Alpha[ gets pissed. He just never gets pissed enough to bother. |
| Defenstration | The act of throwing a person or object out a window. Mainly used by Trans-Warp. |
| Dlrrp | Typo of 'sleep'. We pretty much don't say 'sleep' anymore, thanks to this. |
| Eort | It's the noise a monkey would make when he steals your cd burner when it is active. |
| Eq | See 'Equilibrium' |
| Equilibrium | An underrated and ignored film some of us like. |
| Evangelion | Our favorite anime show. It parallels our craziness |
| Fodod | What we eat. |
| Frell | A swear word from Farscape. |
| Fridge | A cooling device, just don't leave things there. |
| Fzzt | What computers and electronics do when not at peak efficiency. |
| Goatse.cx | A website from hell. Ask Alf, he went through it and survived to tell the tale. |
| Gredunza | What DOESN'T it mean? |
| Green | A color that dominates Tastyllama projects. |
| Gundamium | Strong stuff, Gundam Mobile Suits are made from it... honest. |
| HADOKEN! | Inspired by 8BT, this is what we throw at people when stabbing their face's off simply isn't enough. |
| Heh | Trans-Warp's normal laugh. |
| Herpes | The real answer for 'What H-word do advocates for legalization most often use instead of "marijuana"?' |
| HIP | The Human Instrumentality Project. Something Trans-Warp fears and loathes. |
| Implosion | What Jennifer-Garner undergoes when Trans-Warp is pissed. |
| Is good | Proof that we don't really need pronouns. |
| Jayne | The hero of Canton |
| Knight | Replaces 'night'. |
| Lah | 'Lag', normally said by Zipacna. |
| Llama | Cool animal that spits. |
| Llamadness | The state most of the members of the channel are in most of the time. Mostly anyway. |
| Llamaku | Llama-inspired haikus. Example: Everyone likes them / Everyone tries to write them / They are Llamakus. |
| Lmohjy | Typo of 'knight'. |
| Lockbox | To all outward appearances, it is a leatherbound edition of "The Count of Monte Cristo" by Alexandre Dumas. But it's not. It's the "lockbox". |
| Loin | A typo of 'line' made word, normally said after the presence of 'oi' in a typo. |
| Makes sense | RabidGreenMonkey's typical response to something when he has nothing else to say. |
| Meenis | A mean penis. What Zipacna is. |
| Mohjy | Typo of 'night', used regularly. |
| Mongooses | The plural form of Mongoose. |
| Monk | A nickname for RabidGreenMonkey |
| Moo | Pretty self-explanatory. |
| MotM | 'Movie of the Millennia'. Similar to 'WotM', only with movies, duh. Updates rarely. |
| Muppet | What Sarek calls anyone who acts slightly more crazy than he. |
| Nevar | 'Never'... with accent and drama. |
| Nm | The proper (and only) response to 'S^'. May include several more 'm' and 'n' letters. |
| Nodnol | A little known town in Bulgaria. |
| NOOP | Something Trans-Warp does on other people's FTPs. |
| OMC | We call upon the name of our almighty god Cthulhu to smite our enemies and lay waste to their land and sheeps. |
| OMG | What we say when: A.) something bad happens, B.) something good happens, C.) something surprising happens, D.) we don't find something in ??, E.) we can't think of anything else to say. |
| Orkin | Randy.
Orton. Gay. Community. |
| Own | We so are. |
| Ownage | A procedure in which we own you. |
| Pissed | What Sarek is a great deal of the time. (He's British) |
| Progressive Knife | A stabbing device. |
| Pun stick | Zipacna's first line of defence against puns. |
| Pwn | We so are. Upgraded version of the Own. |
| Pwnage | Same with Ownage. |
| Raoul | Spanish feller. |
| Rebooze | What we do when the computer dies. |
| Red-Eye! | No! Not the chair!! Red-Eye!!! |
| RGM | Short for RabidGreenMonkey. |
| Runka | Means something in Swedish... |
| Shirtcutter | Old Chinese Proverb: "He who cuts shirt - Runs naked." |
| Shita | Normally said when an 'Ishta' scramble appears. |
| Smeg | A word from Red Dwarf, not sure exactly what it is... |
| Spork | XOCeles' stabbing implement of choice. Usually rusty. (Don't ask us how plastic can rust, because we don't know.) |
| Squiggley | Others call them tildes; we call them squiggleys. |
| Stab | Happens when the heat is on. |
| Stabbity Death | An upgraded version of the 'stab'. |
| Stealth | Trans-Warp's former alias. Ask him... he'll deny it. |
| Suk | 1) What we say about... sucky things. 2) What most of us are when playing CPSgames. |
| Svjool | Where we llamas go to learn. |
| S^ | The evolution (or devolution) of 'what is up'. |
| TCC | Stands for 'The Computer Channel', Trans-Warp's main source of movies and tv shows. All downloadable videos, whenever he likes it. |
| Teh | 'The' Typoed. |
| Twivia | A trivia bot and main source of entertainment for Tastyllama. |
| Usuk | When we feel the need to express one's suckage with only one word. |
| Way to fly | The REAL meaning of the acronym "wtf". |
| WotM | Means 'Word of the Millennia'. Comprised of cool or otherwise strange words we find/typo/come up with. Can be seen in the channel's topic. |
| Wrsk | Typo of 'weak'. Dlrrp is for these guys. |
| X | He's gon' give it to ya. |
| You want die here] | A badly done subtitle. |